As the inventor of a better hunk of concrete that attracts God’s undersea creatures, please know I was thrilled to hear that God’s agency is now employed on behalf of lightening suppression. Congratulations to you on getting in on the ground floor, as sales rep for Barbara’s Chalice International.
Sorry I don’t own a Bayliner, but I do own a 17 foot aluminum canoe. A Grumman, no less. If you could please advise where such a craft resides on the sinful scale, I’ll FedEx a check to you tomorrow.
Seriously, your spoof was masterful. In writing and dry delivery. Bravo!
Peter,
As the inventor of a better hunk of concrete that attracts God’s undersea creatures, please know I was thrilled to hear that God’s agency is now employed on behalf of lightening suppression. Congratulations to you on getting in on the ground floor, as sales rep for Barbara’s Chalice International.
Sorry I don’t own a Bayliner, but I do own a 17 foot aluminum canoe. A Grumman, no less. If you could please advise where such a craft resides on the sinful scale, I’ll FedEx a check to you tomorrow.
Seriously, your spoof was masterful. In writing and dry delivery. Bravo!
Stewart
Owner (ex) Habitat Moorings.