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Iranian Emigree Goes Full 'Florida Man' (Video)

Reza Baluchi pedals an earlier model of his hydro pod, which he claimed was capable of reaching Bermuda.

When a guy is miles out to sea in a vessel combining elements of bubble wrap and a hamster wheel, and he has to hail a passing boat to ask, “Which way to Bermuda,” maybe—just maybe—he has no business being out there.

Coast Guard people, who call Reza B…