Share this postWe're Too Big for a Battleshiploosecannon.substack.comCopy linkFacebookEmailNoteOtherWe're Too Big for a BattleshipLoose Cannon Goes Into Third Year With More Than 4,000 SubscribersPeter SwansonDec 16, 2023∙ Paid5Share this postWe're Too Big for a Battleshiploosecannon.substack.comCopy linkFacebookEmailNoteOther2ShareWith apologies to Cher (lower left), whose “Turn Back Time” video taught the U.S. Navy a valuable lesson: Never rent your ship and sailors to Cher ever again. In World War II, up to 2,700 sailors manned the USS Missouri. Loose Cannon’s crew is now nearly as numerous as that of an aircraft carrier.“I haven't seen any regular prose like it in 50 years of …This post is for paid subscribersSubscribeAlready a paid subscriber? Sign inPreviousNext