Let's Set a Different Kind of Great Loop Record
Honey, Pack Up the Car!
A Jon boat is a vessel designed for gigging frogs. The Great Loop is a concept created to convince retirees that their boat trip was the derring-do adventure of a lifetime. And setting goofy records is just a way of showing off: “Look at me, I just hiked the Appalachian Trail—walked it backwards the whole way.”
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